urbanfuck:

online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days

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dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

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slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

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youphoric:

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

this is my favorite post

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It’s so strange that autumn is so beautiful; yet everything is dying.
― (via impactings)

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Every nerve in my body could be damaged or numb, and I’d still be able to feel you.
― Anonymous  (via cygnie)

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wavesinjuly:

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getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

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